What’s everyone think about this sermon ? https://t.co/WaigQoxDJm
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) April 24, 2024
Thursday, April 25, 2024
A Bittersweet "Finally"
It's a relief after decades now of the right wing shoving their Christianity into politics it to finally hear an evangelical call out the bullshit that is Trump's hold on these people, but if I was answering Cuban's question honestly I'd day that I *think* he's about to be disappointed when his flock chooses Trump over God.
Well, This is Something.
Corporate America, Corporate America Regrets
I love watching people at my office pretend to pull their hair out in frustration at how slow it takes to get anything done in corporate America while sprinting to the parking garage at 4:55pm every day and taking their birthdays off; meanwhile I rarely go too long without kicking myself for not parking myself behind some corporate desk at 22 so by now I’d have like 33 weeks of vacation and nobody would be exactly sure what I do but nobody ever asks because who the hell cares anyway.
NEW XMASTIME SERIES!
In which I sniff out any bullshit on the popular Twitter handle, fesshole.
TODAY'S BULLSHIT SNIFFER: why? are you constantly laying it down in the woods?
TODAY'S BULLSHIT SCORE: 8. The bullshit is deep with this one.
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
EGG FOO WHAT?! Update
Brilliant Ideas. I Have Them.
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Ah Yes, Right On Schedule
Oh, Good...
...it looks like Tennessee has finally answered the age-old question, “How can we make our kids a lot dumber while simultaneously increasing the chances their heads will accidentally be blown off?” Awesome.
Ideas. I Have Them.
A podcast that’s all about the local news & weather, thereby immediately rendering it both somewhat charming & forever obsolete.
State du Moi
Look I’m not saying she’s gonna sit-down today & write a country western song about me, but earlier I saw that the lady who is always mopping my building’s lobby when I’m leaving in the morning - don’t ask me why someone decided peak commuting time in the morning when people are leaving the building is the right time to make a marble floor even more slippery - was right in front of the door I usually use to exit and when she saw me she made a motion to move but I waved her off and took one of the two doors I don’t ever use to leave in the morning, so…DOES that make me a hero? I guess I’ll just have to leave that for the history books to decide. 😔
New Day, New Assholes
Across my 26+ years of using the Subway/Metro I’ve seen a lot of assholes & shitheads and even after all this time I’ve discovered a brand new one to me: the older than fucking Methusala motherfuckers who choose to STAND next to an empty seat so that when you get on the train of course now you can’t take the seat since from then on every new person who gets on will think you’re sitting there like an asshole while this poor centenarian is suffering standing next to you so you hafta stand up throughout your whole ride or until Moses fucking whatever Moses' last name was gets off the fucking train AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Life. It's Really Happening, Isn't It
One way I like to keep myself on my toes is placing my on-deck hand soap in a cabinet & then forgetting about it that from then on every time I go to open a cabinet I pause, wondering if this is the one that will open up to a crazed hand soap unloading it’s full load on me.
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
THE RAMONES VS. TANDY, Questioningly: I Have Made a Decision
AS PER MY EARLIER POST:
I can't believe I'm saying this, #1 because they did write the song & #2 Joey did have the voice of an absolute angel but maybe this was written for Mike Ferrio’s voice a little more; they're very similar, they're both incredible and maybe I'm being overly generous but I'm gonna give an A++ to Tandy’s version simply because I think the voice suits it just a tad better in this one specific case. But no losers in the game, I LOVE LOVE LOVE both! 🤗🤗🕺🎸🎸
Of course you people now how much I love The Ramones, but don't sleep on the first Tandy record being an all-time superslice of superslices of superslices!
UPDATE ON MY POST ABOUT THE CHESTIAL DELIGHTS OF THE 1983 MOVIE TRADING PLACES
OMG YA'LLLLLL REMEMBER YESTERDAY when I got lucky for the second time in my life??
WELL WELL WELL just look what just happened - another opportunity to get lucky!! I rolled the dice - see what happens!!!! I'm actually jealous, I wish I was you people & didn't already know what happened so I had something to look forward to!
OFAH du Jour
John Challis' brilliant line reading in this scene is always held up as a classic on the show, and 100% rightfully so (another one came only a few minutes later!!) but it's a shame that Sue Holderness' line tagged on at the end gets lost; you can hear the audience almost totally missing it, and it never seems to pop up in any great lines/bits discussion. It's a great line & she nails it.
Oh well - mine's a large one MAaaaaaaarlene!! 🤗🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧
Speaking of Great Covers...
...this has always been one of my absolute favorites ever since I heard it up on the third floor back in 1992. 🤗🎸🕺
48 Years Ago Today
Today Your Love, Tomorrow the WorldI'm not counting Let's Dance, a cover of the Chris Montez classic (a Ramones album tradition that led to my seeing them for the first time!)
53rd & 3rd
Blitzkrieg Bop
Judy Is a Punk
Listen to My Heart
I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement
I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend
I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You
Beat on the Brat
Chain Saw
Havana Affair
Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
Loudmouth
Xmastime So Sayeth, So Sayeth Xmastime
It's really adorable how whenever I'm passing someone walking a dog & say "hey buddy" they think I'm talking to them and not the dog.
Announcements. I Have Them.
I will be making an announcement re: which version of Questioningly is better at 9:25pm tonight.
Goals. I Have Them.
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